It's only a Fairy Tale!
Once Upon a Time, I would have been flattered,
but really, enough is enough!
I assure you, I am not, Your Prince Charming!
Don't you think by now, that if the Tale were true,
that I would still look like this?
Don't take everything you read, literally.
Some Tales teach a lesson, and some...just don't!
Do you really think, if you find your Prince, that all your Dreams will come true?
Well then, have I got a Draw Bridge to sell you!
It's at a bargain price, since you don't have to
slay a dragon. Someone else took care of that for you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to catch a
Coach. I heard rumors that it looks just like a Pumpkin.
And they lived, Happily Ever After!
I must have a frog in my throat.
The telling of this Tale was fictitious.
Any similarity to the Real Prince is
I love Fairy tales.
And I'm not being Grumpy!
In fact, it was meant to be fun.
Peter, said so!