Saturday, February 18, 2012

Ladies, Ladies, Please, Get a Grip...

It's only a Fairy Tale!
Once Upon a Time, I would have been flattered,
but really, enough is enough!
I assure you, I am not, Your Prince Charming!



 Don't you think by now,  that if the Tale were true,
that I would still look like this?


Don't take everything you read, literally.
Some Tales teach a lesson, and some...just don't!
Do you really think, if you find your Prince, that all your Dreams will come true?
Really?
 Well then, have I got a Draw Bridge to sell you!
It's at a bargain price, since you don't have to
slay a dragon.  Someone else took care of that for you.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to catch a
Coach. I heard rumors that it looks just like a Pumpkin.



And they lived, Happily Ever After!
(Cough cough)
I must have a frog in my throat.

The End

Authors note:
The telling of this Tale was fictitious.
Any similarity to the Real Prince is
 purely coincidental.

I love Fairy tales.
And I'm not being  Grumpy!
In fact, it was meant to be fun.
Peter, said so!

Sweet Dreams

12 comments:

yoborobo said...

Oh, Lisa! I am in love! Are you SURE he's not Prince Charming? hahaha! He is delightful. :) xox!

Marsha @ Tattered Chick said...

Brava, Lisa, he is just fabUlous!!!! Ribbit!!!

xoxo

magikalseasons said...

He is beyond Charming! I think he is my new favorite. Love! :) Becca

Titbelsoeur toute seule said...

your story is so funny, and the frog is so cute !!
hugs

maddyrose said...

Oh Lisa, this guy is most certainly a frog prince! He may not be Prince Charming but he a charmer!

LuLu Kellogg said...

I agree with Pam....I am in LOVE!

Fantastic work Lisa! I LOVE him!

LuLu~*xoxo

Jan Conwell said...

Seldom does a blog post make me laugh out loud, but this guy cracked me up. I think he really might be a prince, story or no story. :~)

Cobblestone Creations said...

Perfect! Thanks for the giggles. :))))

Donna@soakinginmustard.com said...

Beautifully sculpted and painted, I am in awe of your frog. He's simply charming.

Faerie Moon Creations said...

He is SO awesome, Lisa. Simply beautiful work! And the photos are wonderful. :) I love fairy tales, too. ;) Have a great night!

Creepy_Creations said...

Love it!! Great work!!

Jamie

Maggie said...

LOL, I love him, Lisa! And his story, too. I agree with everyone else, he is certainly charming!